-Mikor mondja azt a macska,hogy"wuuh"?
-???
-Ha leontod gazolajjal es meggyujtod...


-Mi az:kicsi,fekete a bura alatt?
-???
-Zarlatos inkubator.


-Kicsi,sovany,megsem tud megfordulni a sikatorban.Mi az?
-???
-Gyerek landzsaval a hasaban.


-Mi a kulonbseg a zsido es a kenyer kozt?
-???
-A kenyer nem kiabal a sutoben...


Es vegul:
-Miert 7 utas volt  a Challengeren?
-???
-Mert a nyolcadik utas a halal...

                    Hello!
(from:Sarkozi )

Nehany evvel ezelott elkezdtem. Talan itt nem vernek meg miatta...

_______________________

         A Completely Random House Etymological Dictionary

aftermath, n. all scholarly subjects studied upon completing a course in 
mathematics.

choreography, n. map-making in Korea (Koryo or its equivalent in Hangul 
writing, Chorio is the old name of Korea; graphein is 'to draw' in Greek).

coalition, n. the process of carbonization (coal is carbon in modern English 
usage; -ition is a Latin-like suffix to mitigate the vulgarity of e state of bei
ng surrounded by songs (en is 'inbhern Europe.

gladiator, n. a gay activist from the classical era (glad is a common 
synonym of 'gay'; -iator is a suffix expressing some ose who walk at the rear of
 a pretty 
woman.

lackadaisical, adj. deflowered (lack is the deficiency or absence of 
something; daisical is the adjectivized form of the favorite flower 'daisy' 
often beingSaxon; 
strom is 'attack' as in Sturmbannfuehrer in very modern High v. To build conditi
onal (i.e., unreliable) bridges (pont is 
'bridge' in French; -ificate is the neo-Latinized form of makingst course 
appetizer).

preposterous, adj. a property with reference to evenc').

privilege, n. toilet seat (privy is a British euphemism for a water closet; 
lege is the old spelling for 'ledge').

semicolon, n. the part left after the surgical removal of half of the 
intestine.

semiconductor, n. an impolite way the great orchestra conductor Otto 
Klemperer was referred to after his stroke that paralyzed half of his body.

serendipity, n. a majestic plunge (majestic as in Your Serene Highness; dip as 
the process in which small French fries are plunged into somd on Latin).

Sisyphus, n. the foot of a little sister (sisy is an old endearing form of 
'sister' Q for example, St. Francis was a sissi; phus comes from very Low 
German Fuss).

step father and step mother, n. enticement of stationary parents to move;

to keep abreast, v. a customary activity among the Amazons.

unbearable, adj. Hard to endure even by strong animals (bear a strong animal 
who, for example, invests in a bear market; -able is associated with skill and 
power as in 'able bear'; un- is a prefix expressing the negative or opposite of 
what follows as in Unesco being not an educational, scientific and cultural 
organization).

A Completely Random House Etymological Dictionary II.

coalition, n. the process of carbonization (coal is carbon in modern English 
usage; -ition is a Latin-like suffix to mitigate the vulgarity of 'coal', a  
term of Icelandic origin used in lieu of 'carbon').

enchanted, adj. the state of being surrounded by songs (en is 'inside' in 
funny French expressions; chant is mostly 'song' in French but could be 
anything since a chanteuse does not sing but does many other things).

gastronome, n. a person studying g-stars.

genitalia, n. a sexually-oriented country in Southern Europe.

gladiator, n. a gay activist from the classical era (glad is a common 
synonym of 'gay'; -iator is a suffix expressing some high level activity,  
as opposed to a 'mediator' who is only a medium-level activist).

hindsight, n. a visual experience of those who walk at the rear of a pretty 
woman.

lackadaisical, adj. deflowered (lack is the deficiency or absence of 
something; daisical is the adjectivized form of the favorite flower 'daisy' 
often being pushed up).

maelstrom, n. Stomach problem (mael is 'meal' in Middle Old Anglo-Saxon; 
strom is 'attack' as in Sturmbannfhrer in very modern High German).

mayhem or may not, v. when one is hemmed in by muggers, one wonders if 
they are going to attack or not: They mayhem or may not?

pontificate, v. To build conditional (i.e., unreliable) bridges (pont is 
'bridge' in French; -ificate is the neo-Latinized form of making something 
iffy).

posthumus, adj. second course of a meal in Israel and Arab countries (post 
is 'after'; humus is a dip made of various plants and used with a first  
course appetizer).

preposterous, adj. a property with reference to events before and after the 
sexual act (pre- is 'before'; post- is 'after'; erous is a less pointed version 
'erotic').

	F. Miki

Zsenyanak:
Bocs, hogy  a  vetelkedo  sorsolasa  keslekedik.  A  Szentharomsag  nem 
felejtkezett meg rola, csak momentan nagyon busy. Hugo Mo.-on  van,  de 
meg nem kerult gepkozelbe, Mork elvan, mint a befott, nekem csutortokon 
2 vizsgam is lesz. Viszont a hetvegen megjon a dontes a nyertesekrol.

Zsoter Andrasnak:
Andras, hat mar megint az a C, mindenutt csak az a  C,  orok  vitank  a 
C-rol mar ide, a MOKA hasabjaira is a'tette magat? Ez rettenetes!  ;-)

Ebed elott levok, figyelem!
-Mi az, kicsi, zold & maszkal?
-Se'tafika

Udv:

Nebulus, Chicago

Kezdjuk egy talalos kerdessel:
      - Miert van hatul a mokus farka?
      - ???
      - Mert elol a mokus van.

Egy altalam krealt smilie sorozat :
I:-)      ------ Oskori felhasznalo.
:-)I      ------ Ugyanez csak inkognitoban. (Lenyelte a csontot.)
:-(I      ------ Aki igazan lenyelt egy csontot, az nem mosolyog.

Egy-ket durvabb vicc, bocs' a mokas noknek ....

         - Miert van a noknel ket retikul?
         - ???
         - Egyikben az a papir van, mellyel bizonyitjak hogy nem
           tyukok, masikban a tapot hordjak.

         - Mit csinal egy agyrago bogar egy no fejeben?
         - Ehen hal.

         - Miert van a noknek 3 agysejtjuk?
         - ???
         - Az egyik a menstruaciot iranyitja, a masik a
           hiszteriat, a harmadik pedig az elozo kettot
           kombinalja.

         - Miert kezdodik jovore a nok szemelyi szama 3-mal?
         - Mert a delfinek feljottek a masodik helyre.

         - Miert nem lehet egy no szep is, meg okos is?
         - Mert akkor mar ferfi lenne.

Ezennel meghirdetem a M.N.V.F.-et||||
(M.N.V.F.: Moderalt Noellenes Vicc Forum)
Az elso 5 helyezett kap egy nagy ... -t|
(... = a fantaziad fertozottsegetol fugg.) Ja, az elso 7 helyen
en vagyok, nehogy leszoritson valaki.--- Ez poen volt.
Bye Youngman ----  ez a relay-es nickname-em...

Szoval amint beharangoztam, jon a morbid viccek gyemantja:

Petike a nyari szunet elotti nap megy haza az iskolabol. Hazaer, es a
novere nyit ajtot. Szepen feloltozve, az eloszobaban ott van egy-ket 
rokon, a nagyasztal megteritve es feldiszitve. Petike  csak amul...
Bemegy a szobajaba, es latja, hogy ott all egy fenyofa feldiszitve, alatta 
kisvasut jar korbe. Kerdo szemekell nez az anyjara, aki erre ezt mondja:
- Ugyan Petike, mar megint elfelejtetted, hogy rakos vagy !

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Kikototte, mint Leonszio Izaorat...  (ha meg emlekeztek)

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Nem esik messze a vak a botjatol.
Kinek a pap, kinek a paplan.
Konnyebb utol erni a hazug embert, foleg ha santa.
Nem minden arany, ami Janos.
Szegeny ember vizbol go:z

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Egy vampir bemegy a kocsmaba es igy kialt:
- Pincer, egy kancso forro vert !
- Kancso forro ver rendelve !
Bejon egy masik vampir:
- Pincer, egy kancso forro vizet !
A tobbiek:
- Forro vizet ???
- Miert, filteres tearol meg nem hallottatok ?

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Feladvany:

gep - gepesz
muszer - muszeresz
vegy - vegyesz

- Hogy hivjak az angol irot ???
- Penesz...

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Ennyit mara a tudomany es a technika ujdonsagaibol. A jovo heten a szokasos 
idoben jelentkezunk. Aviszont latasra.
 
(Idezet Kudlik Juliatol, rendezte: ifj. Kollanyi Agoston)

Szalai Gabor
(Ithaca, NY)

A jol ismert humorista, Art Buchwald, akinek tobb ujsagba volt szin-
dikalt ujsag-hasabja (jol mondom?), tobbek kozott az Europaban ma mar tobb
helyen kiadott Herald Tribune-ban, vagy 10-15 evvel ezelott kifigurazta az
amerikai kormany kerdoiveit, amelyeket az allasokra palyazoknak kellett nagy
faradsaggal kitolteni. (Sok pszichologus meggazdagodott a "profiliok" keszi-
teseben...)

	Szoval az az igen/nem-mel valaszolando kerdes, amelyik nekem a leg-
jobban tetszett, valahogy igy szolt:

	"Kis korom ota vonzottak a masik nemek" (Since early age, I have
been attracted by the other sexes.): Igen____,  Nem_____.

	F. Miki